Thursday, April 28, 2011

C'mon Man.....Show the Lady Some Romance!!

The birdbrain......he's got the moves down....he's puffing up his feathers...showing the ladies what a great big muscle dude he is!!

He's got the song goin' on.....he's screaming and squawking constantly!!

But.....I've discovered his problem....you know besides the fact that he's makin' eyes at his own stinkin' reflection......I just heard him say....."Hey Baaaa-by......do ya thank I'm sex-xee?" Oh for crying out loud man....don't you know a girl needs a lil' compliment or two before you woooo her so???? Geesh.....they never learn!!

BTW.....I am still talking about the horny starling outside my window....and NOT my husband!! :O) Have a down right chirpy day.....squawk!!

Stacey

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Peeping Tom!!

Oh for goodness sakes......we've got a stalker....and the sad part is.....he has NO interest in me and my newly uncovered fab bod!! Nope....he couldn't care less!! He has no interest in Rick and his studliness......nor is he a perverted creep watching Brady!! Nope......he is a horny starling trying to get it on with his own reflection in my dirty windows!!


Some of you may remember that a few years ago Woody Woodpecker used our cedar home to call all the babes in town over for a good time......only to leave our home spotted with pecker marks....and a lonely bird.....cause we chased him far far away where he can peck his brains out for all I care!! I thought that my days as a madam were over!! But.....now we've got this....what the heck......I am running a brothel for birds!!

So......there you go......what the heck......send over your wild and crazy singles......apparently we've got the best spot to hook up with the biggest and baddest and most popular birdbrains in town!!


You're jealous aren't you!! Oh don't be.....I'm sharing my new found fortune with each of you....yep.....watch for the flock to be arriving any day....I've told the boys what wonderful hosts you each are.....and boy are they excited!!! LOL!!

Have a great day....or as the birdbrains say...."twirp"!!
Stacey

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Working Feverishly

......and trying to get caught up with orders....so I might be a lil' hit and miss for a bit here!!

Here's yesterdays completion.....



You are all in my thoughts and prayers.....wishing you all a grand week!! Enjoy the sun as it begins to peek through a few time a day!! :O)

Toodles!!
Stacey

Sunday, April 24, 2011


Wishing you all the blessings of Easter for you and your family!!


Enjoy your day!!

Merry Easter!!
Stacey

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Thanks!!

I've tried writing it......I've tried putting it into words.....


.....and I just can't possibly come up with the correct way to show you the appreciation...and the gratitude Rick and I feel for each and every one of you. The wonderful comments....the hugs....the warmth shown to us on Saturday touched our hearts more than you can imagine!! I simply cannot put into words how your overwhelming support of our wares has made us feel sooooo.....I just simply must show you....

.....you have each made our "show season" start out with a bang!! Thank you for buying us out within the first 2 hours or so!!

Have a grand Tuesday!!
Stacey

Monday, April 18, 2011

Oh Dear......Send Help Now!!!


This is my agenda today......

....on the bright side....there was a herd of dust bunnies living under the furniture in the family room.....and I will be selling them on ebay!! :O)

Have a wonderful afternoon!!
Stacey

Friday, April 15, 2011

If You're Still on the Fence.....


....about coming out to the show.....


...maybe these'll help you decide!! :O)


I'm tellin' ya.....prim heaven can be found in Mansfield, Ohio tomorrow!! We'll c-ya there!!
Stacey

Thursday, April 14, 2011

During Crazy Busy Times Like These....

......I feel just a lil' stressed out.....


Hope you are having a wonderfully glorious week!! Don't forget if you're local......hit the show (Gathered Treasures) this weekend!! We'll c-ya there.....and I promise.....I won't be tooooooo wild eyed!! :O)

Stacey

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

**smile**

**edited photo**

Wishing you all a "dependable" day!! :O)
Stacey

Monday, April 11, 2011


....you may never know!!

Enjoy your Monday!!
Stacey

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Duh!! Winner!!

I love my husband!! I want to make him happy and I work tirelessly to achieve his full satisfaction (oh gosh.....that one even made me laugh!!) So I've taken to heart....his wants and desires!! Here.....let me share.....

He once explained that he loves long hair.....when we were in our 20's.....and I had long hair....and he was trying to get lucky. Now.....in our 40's (well he is....I'm 21) I have taken this to heart.....by hardly ever shaving my legs!! Let me share with you the added benefits....

  • I live in Ohio......have you been to Ohio anytime recently???? This summer it was on average 462* out and the stubble on my leg caught any breeze around....much like the grand trees of the forest...sending a cooling breeze up my shorts!! And.....this winter it has been on average negative 62* out.....the stubble has acted much like a fur coat keeping me warm and toasty!!
  • If I were ever attacked......you know in the tiny village we live in....the one voted the safest county on earth......BUT....if I were attacked.....the stubble on my legs is so prickly.....it acts as a razor of death upon said attacker!!
  • Having lost so much weight....and still wearing pants that are way too big.....the stubble acts as a log of needles to keep my pants off the ground!!
  • I am NEVER without a comb......if I could only get my leg up over my head....I'd be able to comb my own hair anywhere I was with the bristles on my leg!!
  • I LOVE braided hair....don't you!!
  • With all the couponing.......I've got a HUGE stockpile of shampoo and conditioner.....so I've got that covered.....my leg hair can be long and flowing and shiny for months to come....for very little money!!
So.....there you go.....I live to make my hubby's dreams come true.....and I get a lil' out of it too!!! It is a win....win.......DUH.....WINNING!!!

Have a great day y'all!!
Stacey

Thursday, April 7, 2011

What's the Craziest Thing.....

...you've ever made to order????

In the beginning of our business....a family friend worked in a busy medical office. The doctor's wife enjoyed doing luncheons as a "thank you" to the city's physicians and their staff. This created goodwill......and I'm sure garnered them additional referrals...and it was great fun!! During those luncheons (she hand made a grand buffet BTW!!) she would have me set up with our wares. Folks came and shopped and ate and we all giggled and laughed.....we did give- aways....really a wonderful day of fun and fellowship!!

Mrs. Holder was a great gal!! She was quite a hoot and very daring in her decorating!! Being a successful doctor's wife.....people anticipated her decorating to be high end.....and it was...however....she enjoyed a chuckle as well!! She once ordered a dinosaur......for the entrance of her driveway.....and she wanted it LARGE!!! Richard (she named the t-rex) was born.....from 2 sheets of plywood!! Having teenagers......Mrs. Holder wanted to be able to welcome her guests for every season.....so we made Richard's arms movable...and made him "things" for each season!! He had bunny ears.....a big red heart for Valentine's Day that read, "Be Mine!!"......a shamrock that read, "Kiss me...I'm Irish!!".....Richard wore a cap and gown for son Holder's graduation party.....and I can't put into writing why the t-rex got his name Richard..... you may be able to guess..... cause Richard wore a speedo one summer!! tee hee hee hee hee!! Oh my gosh....what fun!!

So there you have it.....I've made 3 different HUGE buses.....2 palm trees.....the entryway to a college and a massive bolder (for church plays).....I've made wooden bears....and stuffed everythings....but Richard was the craziest thing yet!! What's yours????

Have a great day.....and remember to take a lil' time to enjoy your day with a giggle or two!! Life's too short to be too serious!! Go on....shock your neighbors!! :O)
Stacey

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

You Know It's Been a Short Night When......

.....the ol' party phrase.......chug!! chug!! chug!! chug!!.....is going through your mind while pouring your first cup of coffee!! (please note that I NEVER partied.....nor chanted....ever in my life...mom....and Brady!!) :O)



It may be a 2 pot day!! :O) Have a grand.....caffeine laden day!!
Stacey


Added.....


Just so everyone knows.....I'm NOT hungover.....this is proof that coffee should be a requirement before blogging......it was a short night....cause I don't sleep....just toss and turn.....and squirm.....until 6am when it's time to get up for the day.....then....I can sleep like a baby!! Please don't think that I'm some crazy drunk......NO.....just a dumb blonde whose blog posts lead you to believe horrible things about me!! :O) On the bright side......your comments have me chuckling....and chugging....MY COFFEE!!! LOL!!

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Come To the Show


Make sure you are planning on attending Gathered Treasures.....



.....it looks to be a wonderful day full of treasures.....



.....and lots of people hunting for some great deals!!


You won't want to be the only one left out of the fun!!


April 16

Richland County Fairgrounds
750 North Home Road
Mansfield, OH

10a - 4p

admission: a mere $2!!


We'll c-ya there!!
Stacey




Friday, April 1, 2011

"I've Do Have An Attitude!!"

"An attitude to conquer!!"
-Regis Giles, 19



Oh yea!! Amen!! This is our future......let these attitudes fly!! I pray we have all taught our teens and tweens to have an attitude also!! And now......go forth and conquer your world!!

Stacey