Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Any Suggestions?

I need some suggestions please!! I've got sooooo many things sagging and bagging that.....

I need a new bra.......to contain the bags under my eyes!!

I need a new girdle......so my chest won't drag on the ground!!

The problem you ask........what'll I do about my saddle bags????? Do you think a pair of surgical stockings and work boots are in order?????

Hope you are having a perky Wednesday!!

6 comments:

Kinderfalls Primitives said...

How about a custom made hammock!!

Linda* ~ TheKeepingroom said...

Once we get the sags underconrol, can we work on the wrinkles?

CraBBy GaBBy said...

This is me for sure...
I am trying to hang on to my youth...honest truth too, is that I don't realize that I am fat, till my butt knocked some poor lil ole kid over at wally world...I still think of myself as 20..then I see my reflection..
**sigh**
Heidi
Do your boobs hang low? do they wiggle to and fro? can you tie them in a knot? can you tie them in a bow, can you throw them over your shoulder like a contintel solider? do your boobs hang low?

Cat Nap Inn Primitives said...

my day sounds alot like yours..:>)....lol..my hubby has always said he would love to be my bra..you know walk behind me and hike those suckers up..:) he's pretty good at it..;)

lovetheprimlook said...

You girls crack me up :) Hey Stace, are you doing Clydines show again this year ?

Hugs, Angie

Willow said...

Hehehehe......LMBO ....My Wed. was perty perky ;0}
Prim Huggs n Blessins
TJ