By a show of hands.....how many of you have teenagers in the house?
By a show of hands how many of you have had teenagers in the house who are now grown and on their own and are laughing hysterical simply because of my title and opening question?
By a show of hands how many of you survived teenagers in the home by tying them up in the basement and/or attic?
By a show of hands....how many of you who have survived teenagers in the home did so by running away to Alaska?
By a show of hands....how many of you who have teenagers in the house actually had their brains fall out upon the child turning 13....and then while not knowing one single thing....still be expected to be a gourmet cook, waitress, maid, taxi driver, and giver of all things gold....while never speaking to the child?
By a show of hands.....how many of you who now have grown children had your brain grow back upon the child turning 21 and/or on their own in the world? (please give me hope)
Thank you for any insight you may offer.....I was a perfect teenager sooooooo I'm new at all this!!! I've decided that since clearly everything was my parents' fault all those years ago, that it couldn't possibly be me now either right???!!!! While my child is perfect as well.....just ask him....he truly is a good kid!!!!......I just need to learn how to avoid him in the morning when clearly we are speaking 2 different languages....his and stupid (mine)!!
Hope you are having a great day......and now I need to re-dose on excedrin!!