Wednesday, July 8, 2009

My Eyes Are Bleeding, and My Head Just Exploded!!!

Yes, that's right dear friends, it is state sales tax return day!!! So here's how it goes.......

Rick reminds me for about a month that it is getting time to do state sales taxes. I procrastinate as long as possible get right on with gathering the needed forms!!!

I soon realize that the deadline is really getting close so I decide that indeed I will do the taxes return.....tomorrow.

Finally, a few weeks later I gather sales slips and such to pretend to accomplish the task. Here is where things always start to head south!!! I can NEVER remember where the tax forms are......I mean.....I put them away each time, however that's 6 months ago!!! C'mon........I can't remember what I came into the room for most times, so to remember something from 6 months ago is asking tooooooo much!!!! ! It never fails.......they are always packed away with last years income taxes!!! I'm sure when I put them there I think, "I'll put them here so I remember where they are!!".....only I don't!!!! I'm going to remember from now on though!! I made a mental note on it this time sooooooo......I'm sure it's all good!!

After a few hours of hunting I found the forms, gathered all necessary slips, and then realized that there is a postcard on my frig stating that forms are no longer needed.......efiling is now required!!! Oh that's right!!! I put it there so I'd remember!! Anyway.....this should be great!!!! This should be easy!!! What government run organization isn't easy to deal with right!!!!

I go to the website after hunting through tons of papers because the state of Ohio doesn't feel it necessary to include a website on a postcard telling you that you must now efile!! Who'd of thought a website would be necessary information for efiling!!! I log on.......no password......I register......it says I'm already a client......except I have no username or password!!! UGH!!!!!!

So this is how my day has gone!!! My eyes began to bleed half way through trying to get registered, and my head blew completely off my shoulders by the time I made it through the return.......it's alright though!!! Taxes are paid and I've got lots of hot melt glue and duct tape!!! I should be good as new by the time it's time to file again in December!!!!

Happy hump day!!
Stacey

Friday, July 3, 2009

Happy July 4th!!!


May you be blessed with family, friends and a great hot dog w/ grilled onions
on this most grand day as we celebrate the freedoms earned for us by our fore-fathers!!

May God bless America!!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The Humble Arts

Here is a peek at my latest creations........

This funny lil hanging angel is just so prim and fun!!


Nothing says prim more so than a crow.....this dude is a make-do upon an olde bed spring and holds a ripe strawberry in his beak.


"God Bless America"
This Uncle Sam is a great summertime or anytime Americana decoration


tee hee hee!!!
An Americana Pig!!!



I love how simple and prim this stocking came out!!!
We must remember that we are "blessed"!!




Check out the newest issue of the Humble Arts first thing tomorrow morning to see these and more wonderful offerings created by some amazing artists!



WoWee WOW WOW!!!

Hello......my name is Stacey........and I am a terrible blogger!!! Goodness!!!!

First, in my defense your honor, is the fact that someone keeps putting the clock on fast forward!! Who in the world keeps doing that? I mean c'mon.......24 hours seems like a reasonable amount of time to get things done before it's a new day right? Ummmmmmm...... not so much some days. And........for some reason........I also seem to require a few hours of sleep!!! I know!!! It must be old age!!!

Second point in why I should not be sent to the firing range........I've been working really hard!!! It's true!!! I even broke a finger nail working sooooo hard AND I have terrible hang nails....and they're the kind that hurt!!! We were hired to do the landscaping for the condo association in town.......that's 22 units of pure hell!!!! Whose idea was it to landscape anyway? Oh alright........it looks really nice.........you can see your hard work at the end of the day.....but I HATE landscaping!!! I've decided I love weeds!!! Those people are nuts!! Weeds are NOT ugly.....they are God's gift to the black thumb population!!! That's why I also re did all of our own landscaping!!! I made room for more weeds.....or at least that's the way it looks!!! Did I mention that I HATE to do landscaping?

Third and final point in my defense.........I just learned on the news that they have discovered a way to grow diamonds in a lab quite quickly. I didn't listen to all the particulars, but I mean how hard can it be right!!! I'm thinking I'll whip up a batch and pay each of you off give you each one!! The only thing I need.......anyone know where I can get diamond seeds? Note to self........check ebay!!! So you see......I'm not all that guilty right? (answer no for diamonds......or yes for the guilt trip to continue)

So you see......you've all been in my thoughts and prayers daily. I truly have missed y'all!! We've still got a tight schedule, so I won't promise to be here often, but I'll try to do better than once a month!! Wishing you all wonderful summer memories, and blessings upon you and your family!!

Until next time, big hugs!!
Stacey

Sunday, May 31, 2009

June 1st


We proudly announce the update of......




The Humble Arts!!!



The offerings are absolutely amazing.....
you'll want one of each!!! Check it out now!!!



Stace

Thursday, May 21, 2009

We Remember

To all who have served our country,

to all those sacrificing at home,


Thank you for your service and dedication.

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May God bless the United States of America.

Happy Memorial Day!


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Blessed is the nation whose God is the LORD
Psalm 33: 12

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The Best Day of My Life

Author Unknown
Today, when I awoke, I suddenly realized that this is the best day of my life, ever! There were times when I wondered if i would make it to today; but I did! And because I did, I'm going to celebrate!

Today, I'm going to celebrate what an unbelievable life I have had so far: the accomplishments, the many blessings, and yes, even the hardships because they have served to make me stronger. I will go through this day with my head held high and with a happy heart. I will marvel at God's seemingly simple gifts: the morning dew, the sun, the clouds, the trees, the flowers, the birds.

Today, none of these miraculous creations will escape my notice!

Today, I will share my excitement for life with others. I'll make someone smile. I'll go out of my way to perform an unexpected act of kindness for someone I don't even know. Today, I'll give a sincere compliment to someone who seems down. I'll tell a child how special he is, and I'll tell someone I love just how deeply I care for them and how much they mean to me.

Today is the day I quit worrying about what I don't have and start being grateful for all the wonderful things God has already given me. I'll remember that to worry is just a waste of time because my faith in God and His Divine Plan ensures everything will be just fine.

And tonight, before I go to bed, I'll go outside and raise my eyes to the heavens. I will stand in awe at the beauty of the stars and the moon, and I will praise God for these magnificent treasures. As the day ends, and I lay my head down on my pillow, I will thank the Almighty for the best day of my life. And I will sleep the sleep of a contented child, excited with expectation because I know tomorrow is going to be the best day of my life, ever!